I bet you're all super thirsty for some new drops. Well good news! You asked and we're delivering. We are working on a ton of new products/services for all of your Millennial needs soon to come.
Some hot ticket items to look out for:
-Rent-a-human to make your ex jealous (If only for one night, and I promise, they've got A-grade looks)
- Matching pet/human onesies
-More shit you can't afford but want for reasons unknown to you
Stay tuned! Here's some classic internet to get you by until the drop:
https://youtu.be/e9AAGhdjzZs
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