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Simply wrap the Fragility Forcefield around your body. It has been designed with a technological breakthrough laminate-adhesive feature that will hold it in place with a single drop of your own tears.
Also available in disposable version for those individual days when you are simply just feeling some type of way, as well as a Rainbow version for all of you fashion-killers out there who live by the "Stressed, Depressed but Well-Dressed" code of conduct.
